zingenmir: (Agent Dawn McKenna)
Summary: In which T’Zar talks about her latest mission and Dawn is confused.

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“Yes,” said Dawn McKenna slowly, “but what’s he actually like?”

“‘He’ has no pronouns,” T’Zar corrected her. The Vulcan was perfectly composed, of course, in sharp contrast to Dawn’s dishevelled hair and confusedly sceptical expression. “The agent is a species. Naruto-canon ninja, to be precise.”

Dawn stared, blinked, then stared some more. “Look, I…I don’t want to tell you not to be ridiculous, because I know you almost never are ridiculous, but…it’s…” She huffed and pushed her drink away. “T’Zar, ninjas aren’t a species.”

The snow glows white... )
zingenmir: (Agent Dawn McKenna)

March 2008 HST:

“I have two reasons for coming here,” said Tadkeeta. “One, to let you know I'm now working with Agent Eclectica.”

“Agent who?” asked Tawaki.

“Eclectica. A new recruit and a ripoff on The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy's Eccentrica Galumbits.”

“Where is T'Zar?” asked Melpomene.

“Assigned to work with Agent—”

[Bip?]

-Episode 16: Fighting Emotions, by Tawaki


If anyone had cared to take a closer look at one of PPC HQ’s corridors—you know the one, it forms a corner by the Big Thorn’s office on every odd Tuesday—they would have spotted the man.

He was a young man, really, or at least, he certainly seemed that way. He wore enough chains dangling from his black clothes (which were chiefly made of leather) to garrotte several elephants, and greatly resembled a quite blond, very content and exuberant Matt Smith—except, of course, when he was scowling. (The blondness remained no matter his expression…at least, under normal circumstances.) He was scowling now, and talking aloud in a pronounced Cockney accent as he dragged a large duffle bag down the corridor.

This is a cut! )

zingenmir: (Agent Dawn McKenna)
Interludes

T'Zar's Reassignment (Part 2)
Summary: Abaddon meets his new partner for the first time, and T’Zar is reintroduced. Set in March 2008.

A Meeting At Rudi's
Summary: In which T’Zar talks about her latest mission and Dawn is confused.

April Fool's Day Stories

Mission #1: 'Blade', or "I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry."
Summary: Agents Brenda Loringham and Charlie Shoe try their best not to kill each other while battling equipment failures and Laiqualassiel, the half-Elf, half-nymph healer of Middle-earth.
(Featuring cameos by agents Edgar and Dawn, over 3,000 words of silliness, and the story that wouldn’t end.)

Interlude - T'Zar's Reassignment (Part 1)
Summary: Reality falls apart as Agents Abaddon and T'Zar take the Reader’s TARDIS for a joyride (to Gallifrey!) The Reader follows with the Disentangler and the Agent.

The Carrot Juice Shop AU
Summary: In which a new shop has opened up near the PPC, and everyone goes there.

Miscellaneous

Permission Request
Featuring agent bios of Agents Brenda Loringham and Charlie Shoe, as well as a short list of badfics and the fourth chapter of parody fanfic Trees, GreenLeaves, T'reesa, and the Mary-Sues (includes note of context).

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